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Re: Finish the sentence....Let's see what happens with this....

Post by ajfoxy » August 31st, 2017, 6:49 am

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Hehehe, I couldn't, it was tangled! =))
But if you let it go it would untangle itself... :bigfoot:

...and anyway it was not yours...


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Post by temurf » August 31st, 2017, 7:48 pm

Meanwhile; back at the lagoon...


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Post by ajfoxy » August 31st, 2017, 11:20 pm

everyone was doing handstands in the shower because they all drank too much "Ring of Fire"...


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Post by Big T » August 31st, 2017, 11:28 pm

then they realized that they were out of hooch so they called up Bootlegger to ordered some more but he said.......


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Post by Pete Mazz » September 1st, 2017, 8:56 am

you guys can't handle the good stuff and gave them a zima but...


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Post by Gringo Loco » September 1st, 2017, 12:25 pm

little did the Bootlegger know, his partner had been packaging all the good stuff in the Zima bottles...


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Post by Squiggle » September 1st, 2017, 3:59 pm

& it was handstands in the shower all round again. Just then, RC shouted..........


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Hey you there in the bushes!............


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Post by Big T » September 1st, 2017, 9:35 pm

I've got a bunch of over served people in the shower that think they're gymnast. I could really use some help getting them out of there so ....


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Post by Squiggle » September 1st, 2017, 10:21 pm

The man is the bushes said he would help, but he had to ask "why are you naked?"..........


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Post by ajfoxy » September 1st, 2017, 10:59 pm

to which RC replied, clearly you need your eyes tested, I'm wearing a flesh coloured Borat mankini. And they proceeded to coral the plastered shower gymnasts into a corner...


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Post by Big T » September 1st, 2017, 11:37 pm

they snatched the shower curtain down, threw it over all of them and turned on the cold water to sober them up. They thought they had the situation under control but then they realized that....


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Post by Squiggle » September 2nd, 2017, 5:17 am

The Czar had disappeared, so everyone started to look for him yelling out........


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Post by ajfoxy » September 2nd, 2017, 4:30 pm

and eventually found him in the broom cupboard sucking on a bottle of ... you guessed it... "Ring of Fire" firewater. So with everyone accounted for they set off once again to...


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Post by Squiggle » September 2nd, 2017, 8:14 pm

Cody Caribu's Country Comfort Cookout Club to have some really rockin rosie red rub ribs & some totally terrific turmeric tangerine tater mash......


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Post by Big T » September 2nd, 2017, 8:39 pm

but they were fresh out so they had to settle for some pink peppercorn pulled pork and Brazilian blackberry bbq brisket. They ate so much that they were about to bust but then for dessert they had some.....


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Post by Squiggle » September 3rd, 2017, 3:34 am

Bitter battered bacon balls boiled before baking & some ice cream...........


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Post by mp4 » September 3rd, 2017, 8:27 am

And then all H E double hockey sticks broke out because...



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Post by Big T » September 3rd, 2017, 9:10 am

10% Tom has several food allergies including being lactose intolerant and the place only had one bathroom and it was occupied. Tom was yelling for them to open the door when Cody Caribu came and told the guys....


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Post by mp4 » September 3rd, 2017, 9:13 am

Mary had a little lamb it's fleece was...



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Post by Squiggle » September 4th, 2017, 3:09 am

Black as soot....


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but OB1 would try to smoke it anyway using ...


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Post by ajfoxy » September 4th, 2017, 6:36 am

The Mack... =))


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Post by Pete Mazz » September 4th, 2017, 12:24 pm

and his patented Little bo peep rub that contains ...


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Post by ajfoxy » September 5th, 2017, 2:17 am

just a hint of beezlebub juice, a heavy hand of Ring of Fire as well as the secret ingredient ....


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