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Post by Big T » August 26th, 2017, 7:14 pm

So they finally got it fixed and back on the road. They were almost back to the Czars house when they saw a flashing light in the rearview mirror, they started slowing down and all of a sudden OB1 went flying by on the Czarped shouting.....


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Post by ajfoxy » August 26th, 2017, 7:35 pm

"The plans for The Mack are finished... the plans for the mack are finished"... =)) ...


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Post by The Czar » August 26th, 2017, 7:54 pm

But everyone knew that was a lie and what he meant to say was....


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Post by ajfoxy » August 26th, 2017, 8:45 pm

Now that I have everyone's attention, where the heck are the brakes on this Czarped thing?


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Post by Big T » August 26th, 2017, 9:13 pm

The Czar just laughed and laughed because he knew it hadn't had brakes since 1992, Frank realized that it wasn't going to stop so he drove it into the Czars lagoon. The rest of the crew arrived shortly after only to find .......


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Post by Squiggle » August 26th, 2017, 10:32 pm

OB1 chillin in the lagoon with all of The Heff's bunnies, it was just so fortunate the he was already naked cause.........


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Post by mp4 » August 27th, 2017, 7:10 am

While everyone was gawking at his milky white thighs Superman snuck in with a...



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Tuna...a big fat tuna...which was weird because...


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Post by Big T » August 27th, 2017, 12:57 pm

tuna is mostly used for sushi and these were bbq fed gators but superman had a plan. He was going to.......


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Post by Squiggle » August 27th, 2017, 9:21 pm

Make bbqushi, he sliced up the tuna & hung it in the Hawg Cawfin. Then he whacked on the rice cooker & got the sushi mats ready for.........


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clearly naughty hour as he had "whacked on the rice cooker"... but once he had cleaned the rice cooker and himself, he opened a bottle of...


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Forty Creek that he'd been saving for a special occasion. He knew that he needed to rescue OB1, the other guy and all of the bunnies but.....


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OB1 had a secret weapon, well it wasn't so secret since he was naked.......


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Post by Big T » August 29th, 2017, 10:54 pm

it was the spare key to the Czars party barge that he kept docked in the lagoon. So he got everyone on board, fired the engine and gunned the throttle but.....


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he got his willy caught in the throttle controller & screamed............


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but everone was laughing so loudly at the sight of him that nobody could do anything to help him until they drew straws to see who would untangle the tangled member. And this unenviable task fell to...


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Post by mp4 » August 30th, 2017, 9:16 am

Superman once again but even with his superpowers he struggled with...



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Post by Pete Mazz » August 30th, 2017, 4:29 pm

pouring hot sauce on him because he knew how much he liked it but....


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Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, yes, Superman was successful, kind of...



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Post by Squiggle » August 30th, 2017, 7:20 pm

He was only able to half untangle the dangle......


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Post by ajfoxy » August 30th, 2017, 8:03 pm

So they brought in Bernice, and once she placed her ice cold hands in the appropriate spot the tangled dangle shrunk and untangled. Everyone was so relieved that this whole dangle epiosode was over and done with (let it go Squiggle... ) that they poured themselves a glass of ....


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Post by Big T » August 30th, 2017, 9:27 pm

homemade hooch that Frank got from Bootlegger at the last gathering. Now that everyone had been rescued it was time to start preparing for the next bbq competition called ........


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Post by Squiggle » August 31st, 2017, 2:24 am

Billy Bob"s Ring of Fire Water, & it was smoooooooth. Everyone drank so much Ring of Fire Water that..............


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Post by Squiggle » August 31st, 2017, 2:29 am

ajfoxy wrote: (let it go Squiggle... )
Hehehe, I couldn't, it was tangled! =))


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Post by The Czar » August 31st, 2017, 5:50 am

That's what she said...


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