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Finish the sentence....Let's see what happens with this....

Post by Frank_Cox » August 14th, 2017, 9:10 pm

Lets see where this goes....Should be fun!

I'll start with the first sentence and then you guys make the next one.... one sentence per reply tho.... smileys permitted... :beer: :beer: :beer:

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Post by Big T » August 14th, 2017, 11:00 pm

who had just ordered a brand new double wide trailer with a built on porch.....


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Post by Dirtytires » August 14th, 2017, 11:52 pm

...from one of them fancy new builders out California way, but then...



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Post by Squiggle » August 15th, 2017, 5:28 am

He drove it up into the Appalachia mountains for a holiday.


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Post by ajfoxy » August 15th, 2017, 5:46 am

And traded it for a whole bunch of moonshine and a motorhome and a banjo...


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Post by Frank_Cox » August 15th, 2017, 6:52 am

Lol
Where he came upon a moose

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Post by TheCapps » August 15th, 2017, 8:01 am

While playing his banjo he said, Hey moose! You sure do got a purdy mouth


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Post by Sand Hiller » August 15th, 2017, 8:49 am

And the moose replied, "Why thank you" joined in a drink and began blowing on his harmonica


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Post by Millajosh » August 15th, 2017, 9:25 am

By "harmonica" I mean porcupine.


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Post by behind bars bbq » August 15th, 2017, 1:08 pm

He blew and and blew until the porcupine,


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Post by Pete Mazz » August 15th, 2017, 2:08 pm

exploded and sent quills into both of them


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Post by ajfoxy » August 15th, 2017, 5:14 pm

Whereby Confuscius muttered... A consequence of blowing a porcupine is multiple pricks.


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Post by Stewart » August 15th, 2017, 5:54 pm

So their they were full of quills and surrounded by Pygmy head hunters



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Post by Big T » August 15th, 2017, 6:05 pm

then the moose panicked and ran off with the guy hanging onto his back


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Post by behind bars bbq » August 15th, 2017, 6:29 pm

Yelling, "the British are coming, the British are coming" until all of a sudden he.....

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Post by Big T » August 15th, 2017, 8:14 pm

fell off of the moose, slid down the hillside and landed in....


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Post by Frank_Cox » August 15th, 2017, 8:30 pm

TheCzar's large lagoon of........


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Post by behind bars bbq » August 15th, 2017, 9:01 pm

bbq fed alligators. they started...

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Post by Frank_Cox » August 15th, 2017, 9:12 pm

to panic but just then Gordon Ramsey.....


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Post by ajfoxy » August 15th, 2017, 9:52 pm

politely asked them if they were hungry, to which they answered...


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Post by Big T » August 15th, 2017, 10:12 pm

we are tired of The Czar's famous crockpot chicken, we will let them go if.....


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Post by mp4 » August 16th, 2017, 4:18 am

TheCzar changes from his chicken ways and starts feeding us brisket...



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Post by Pete Mazz » August 16th, 2017, 4:36 am

or at least some bacon wrapped fatties stuffed with...


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Post by ajfoxy » August 16th, 2017, 5:54 am

the remains of the porcupine and other delicious ingredients such as...


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Post by Stewart » August 16th, 2017, 8:15 am

Toad testicles chicken toes dog hair and jello



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